Now this is a football bounty system I can get behind: AshleyMadison.com is offering a $1 million bounty on TIM TEBOW’S CHERRY. That’s the website where people go when they want to CHEAT. That’s right ladies . . . If you’re the first woman to show Tebow the pleasures of the flesh, and you can prove it, it’s worth a cool million. And now that he’s a Jet, it might be a lot more likely to happen. The site says, quote, “I guarantee that no man of Tebow’s stature could survive a season in New York without succumbing to the temptations of the city.” They’re so confident Tebow won’t last long with his innocence intact that the offer runs out at the end of his first season in New York. For those of you who somehow haven’t heard this yet, Tebow is a devout Christian who says he’s saving himself for marriage.
