Carmelo Anthony Denies Divorce Rumors

There may have been whispers that Carmelo Anthony and La La Anthony were separated and possibly on their way to divorce, one half has spoken out and effectively shut those rumors down.

Speaking to Page Six, Melo said of stores of separation: “Hell no we’re not [living separately].’’

Wait, kids…it gets better:

When asked how two such busy people found time to keep their marriage fresh, Anthony recoiled and tilted his face in shock.