BEYONCE IS CLEARING UP ALL THE RUMORS HERE!

GQ has unleashed the outtakes from its cover story with Beyoncé and in the excerpts, Beyoncé talks those stupid rumors about her faking her pregnancy that your YouTube prophet believing cousin swears is gospel. Plus, she explains why she now employs someone to follow her and record her ever mouth. No, she’s not an egomaniac, she’s fiscally conservative.

On whether or not some woman was carrying Blue Ivy while she rocked a pillow:

“I felt like I kind of had to protect my mother, because when people made up the silliest rumor about me not really being pregnant She was there when I went through all of those things. And my sister. They were very, very defensive. It’s not personal to me, and it comes along with the job, but the lack of respect—people will just go too far sometimes.”