Hey, Macklemore, can we go ring shopping?!?!?
I have a crush on you, Macklemore.
I can’t deny it any longer.
I’m sure you get this all the time.
But I hope you’re not sick of hearing it.
I just think you’re really talented, OK?
And, you know, really hot.
I respect you for overcoming addiction.
And your passion for LGBT rights.
I dig your Batman jammies.
I mean, just your style in general.
Sometimes you’re goofy, and it’s sexy.
Sometimes you’re serious.
And it’s still sexy.
It’s cool that you’re so open.
I mean, size doesn’t matter to me, but good for you!
It might not seem like it, but we have a lot in common.
Just hear me out.
I also appreciate a good bargain!
And baths!
And Slurpees!
And Donald Glover!
Some will say our love can never be. But I think we both know…
LET ME INTO YOUR ARMS.
Your grabby hands feel like a sweet embrace. <3 Miranda
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