Because if you spend too much time finding/opening/chilling your alcohol, you won’t have as much time to drink it. SOURCE
1. Keep your pitcher cold yet undiluted with a plastic cup of ice.
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2. Or the bottom half of a two-liter bottle.
Just cut the plastic bottle in half, fill with ice water and garnishes, and put in the liquor bottle.
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11. Bring your drink anywhere with Sneaky Shorts.
AKA the most well-named product ever. Buy them here.
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12. Learn the sacred truth that you can open a beer with anything, like a plug.
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19. Why use a manual corkscrew when you can do it in a tenth of the time with a drill?
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20. Know how much you’re drinking.
According to Solo, this isn’t actually true, but hey, ballpark awareness is better than none.
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21. Make a delightful memento out of a champagne cork.
Perfect for the littlest dinner party!
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24. If you don’t feel like DRINKING-drinking, make moonshine marshmallows.
Directions here.
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