College: a time of learning, personal growth, and doing lots of dumb, dumb things. SOURCE
1. Clean while drunk and think this is brilliantly resourceful:
2. Eat ramen every day… and rarely in a bowl:
3. Shower with flip-flops because the bathroom looks like this:
4. Not bother with mixers or glasses or anything that gets between you and your booze:
5. Get one of these at two in the morning:
6. And then sleep off a hangover for the next three days:
7. Pay someone else to do your homework or write your papers:
8. Share a bathroom with dozens of randos:
(they never use a plunger!)
9. Who pull stuff like this all the time:
10. Stay up for 72 hours by only drinking these:
11. Use whatever’s lying around because you don’t have the right kind of kitchen stuff:
12. Have nothing to wear because you didn’t do laundry all month:
13. Go down the hallway by sliding:
14. Rely on this for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and second dinner:
15. Drink out of a super-classy cardboard cooler:
Nothing says “I’m a student” quite like drinking from a trash bag inside of a box.
16. Hide in a bathroom while the cops breakup your friend’s party:
17. Think your dorm keys are so important that you MUST wear them around your neck at all times:
18. Sleep on the floor because it’s basically a bed:
