Here are 11 arguments that sexy sexy dancing should be left to the professionals.
1. Sometimes “sexytime” SHOULD be kept out of the bedroom.
2. Sexy moonwalking should never involve a helmet.
3. These two elegantly redefine “bump and grind.”
4. When being sexy always use….protection.
5. “I whip my hair back and forth… and then I call an ambulance.”
6. The lesson here? Never try to be sexy in a moving vehicle. It’s not gonna end well.
7. Sometimes food can be sexy….but NOT when your dancing on it.
8. Anytime someone gets hit by a car their sex appeal goes down a few notches.
9. Make sure you have a sturdy dance party before getting buck wild.
10. Let’s just hope this stripper is also paying her way through medical school.
11. When impressing people with your sexy moves at a pool party, try and stay above water.
