11 Signs You’re A Facebook Stalker

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We’ve all done it at least once or twice, but some of us have a serious problem. Here are 11 signs that you may be suffering from serial stalkeritis.

1. The first thing you do when you meet someone is look them up on Facebook.

11 Signs You're A Facebook Stalker

2. You have to pretend not to know things about people so they don’t think you’re creepy.

2. You have to pretend not to know things about people so they don't think you're creepy.

3. You can find ANYONE on Facebook.

11 Signs You're A Facebook Stalker

Including those annoying people who make themselves virtually unsearchable.

4. You don’t even need to know their name to find them.

11 Signs You're A Facebook Stalker

Just what they look like and who their friends are.

5. Untagged photos are a legit thing to cry over.

5. Untagged photos are a legit thing to cry over.

6. This is your reaction when you find a profile set to public:

11 Signs You're A Facebook Stalker

It’s like Christmas. Maybe even better.

7. Your friends come to you when they need information on someone.

11 Signs You're A Facebook Stalker

And you HAVE to say yes, because just LOOK at that FACE.

8. And you always, ALWAYS deliver.

11 Signs You're A Facebook Stalker

9. You’ve found at least one legit celebrity profile.

11 Signs You're A Facebook Stalker

And it was the best day of your life.

10. You learn more about people from their profile than from talking to them.

11 Signs You're A Facebook Stalker

11. And maybe, just MAYBE, you’re a little bit proud of what you can accomplish with a name and a public profile.

11 Signs You're A Facebook Stalker

But I’m not judging.

11 Signs You're A Facebook Stalker

I’m right there with you.

11 Signs You're A Facebook Stalker

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