Listen to Big Bink weekdays at 8:15 am for the Biggest Loser! Here’s who failed:
Lemme tell you what happens when a couple takes the “Bonnie and Clyde,” “ride or die” thing a little too far. Doris Rowe and Kenneth Edwards drove 26 miles to a grocery store, just to rob it! So Kenneth stuffed a bunch of meat into Doris’ pants. No pun intended. A manager caught them, but Doris punched him in the neck and they escaped! Cops caught up with them, and found EVERYTHING in Doris’ pants: ribeye steaks, ground beef, bacon, pork ribs and a gallon of bleach. BLEACH?!? There are way too many questions! First, how big were these pants? Second, what kind of pants to do wear that can fit a gallon of bleach?? Third and finally, you weren’t worried about the bleach contaminating the ground beef??
What’s the dumbest thing someone you know ever stole?
