Listen to Big Bink weekdays at 8:05 am for the Biggest Loser! Here’s who failed:
Marlon Alvarez is a thief. He’s not the first, and certainly not the last. But what makes him stand out is how he tried to rob this pawn shop. First off, it was the middle of the day. Now some people can get away with that. But not this guy. Secondly…..he tried to steal guns. Not just any guns…..ASSAULT RIFLES!!! This man went into the pawn shop, took an AK-47 rifle off the shelf….and stuck it down his pants! Then……he found ANOTHER AK-47, took it off the shelf…and stuck it down his pants! The craziest part is that he actually thought nobody would notice him walking around the store with two guns down his pants. Nobody is gonna ask him, “So….is that an assault rifle in your pants, or are you just happy to see me…?”
