Today kicks off my first day of March Madness; my goal is to lose 20 lbs. this month. I know fast food is horrible for me, but that hasn’t stopped me from eating it. I know fast food is made with tons of potentially dangerous ingredients, and THAT hasn’t stopped me from eating it either. I’m stubborn but maybe THIS will finally get me to stop. Based on tests of different fast food samples, the average fast food customer eats 12 PUBIC HAIRS a year. The hairs get trapped on employee clothing, on their arms, on their hands . . . and then find their way into your food. That’s approximately once a month you’re enjoying a hair sandwich…So enjoy your sandwich!!! While we’re on the subject, the average half-cup of peanut butter contains at least one RODENT HAIR. And that’s totally within the legal guidelines from the FDA . . . they also allow 30 insect fragments per every 20 teaspoons. This diet is going to be easier than I thought because I no longer want to eat anything!!!