Gangster Too Fat to Stand Trial?? #BiggestLoser with @DJBigBink
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Source: ny post / NY Post
There’s a guy who went to court last week because he was heavy in the illegal gun business. Real heavy. And when I say “heavy,” I mean his weight. Make no mistake, the man they call “Wobbles” is so fat, that he couldn’t even fit through the doors at the court to stand trial! He fits 550 pounds into his doublewide wheelchair…but they couldn’t roll him anywhere! The judge said he’s so fat, it’s like he’s in a love seat on wheels! So you’re telling me that Wobbles managed to become a kingpin for flipping guns, but never managed to do a sit-up? He’s pleading “not guilty,” and part of me believes him. When did he have time to sell guns? Clearly all he did was eat! This man’s wheelchair is like a church pew! Free Wobbles!