Listen to Big Bink weekdays at 8:15 am for the Biggest Loser! Here’s who failed:
People get fired everyday, and sometimes it’s for dumb reasons. But this….is beyond crazy. You see, Richard Clem is in a stinky situation. He was fired from his job at Case Pork Roll Company for farting too much. The flatulence got him fired! Richard’s wife is pissed, and they’re suing the company, not because they think farting should be okay at work, but because firing him for farting too much is a violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act! To show how loyal she is to her husband, Richard’s wife quit her job at the Case Pork Roll Company the same day they fired her husband! So now neither of them have jobs, and Richard’s wife is free to smell his farts in the comfort of their own home. Their lawyer is gassing them up, saying “Flatulence and farting is the sexy part of the story,” but there’s more to it. Well if they think flatulence is sexy, I hate to smell their bedroom after sex.
How long should you wait before you burp/fart around bae?