1. In person, he behaves more like a petulant third grader than a big boy. He’s totally ignoring you on purpose! Why did he say that slightly bitchy thing? It’s called “the neg.” It’s because he thinks he wants to play and his dad told him this dumb move would work.
2. He’s all about that *touch her not creepily in a place that expresses interest* thing his dad also totally told him about when he was a 15-year-old. It might take him a round or two, but if the neg thing gives way to the touch thing, he’s feeling it.
3. You get the shady 2 a.m. text … as well as nice, normal texts at nice, normal times of the day. So there’s no doubt in your mind he wants to sex you, there’s just a constant seed of doubt about what the fuck else he wants :)
4. “What are you doing this weekend?” you’ll text him. ~*~**~*~loaded 3-hour text pause*~*~*~*~ He’ll answer: “Oh, nothing, what are you up to?” Which is, like, not the longest time ever to wait before texting someone back but it’s also not the immediate response of someone who doesn’t care what you think. He does care what you think! He is sitting there overanalyzing his words. Boys: They’re just like us!
5. He brings Patrón to the pregame. You mentioned Patrón was your absolute fave that one time and he remembered! Boys who aren’t at all interested come to the pregame for the booze that’s already there.
6. “I’m at the bar on 18th Street with a few friends … if you wanna come,” he texts you after you’ve hung out one-on-one a few times. “Hey, you’re cute and I want to see how you get along with my friends,” he texts you with his heart. “Please give me an excuse to leave bro time early,” he texts you with his soul.
7. Netflix and chilling is always an option, but he’ll ask about your Netflix preferences first. No, really, he wants to know what you’ve been watching and also what kind of music you’re into and what else you do for fun in your spare time. You know, like making a small man-size effort to make a connection with you.
8. Facebook message is his communication form of choice. Who other than people you were tight with in 2007 ever Facebook messages? People who’ve been lightly stalking you on the Internet, that’s who.
9. You see him watching all your Snapchat stories. You see him. He doesn’t miss even one. He doesn’t Snap you back or screenshot them or anything, but he’s on his Snapchat creeping game strong.
10. “I literally have no idea if he’s into me or not,” you ask yourself every time you guys talk. See all the above. Of course he is! He’s just being a boy about it.
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