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Check out this new state of art place where you live & work in the same building!!!

This is the New Cook County Correctional Center, Chicago , Illinois

I guess if I ever break the law, I’d better do it in Illinois !  Homeless people should have it so good!  Once again the taxpayer gets stung

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this comparison chart should make things a little bit clearer:
@ PRISON

You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK

You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle

@ PRISON

You get three fully paid for meals a day

@ WORK

You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON

For good behavior, you get time off

@ WORK

For good behavior, you get more work

@ PRISON

The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK

You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself

@ PRISON

You can watch TV and play games

@ WORK

You could get fired for watching

TV and playing games

@ PRISON

You get your own toilet

@ WORK

You have to share the toilet with

people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON

They allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK

You aren’t even supposed

to speak to your family

@ PRISON

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part

@ WORK

You must pay all your expenses to go

to work, and they deduct taxes from

your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK

You spend most of your time wanting

to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON

You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK

They are called ‘managers’

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
Now get back to work!