In the wake of Brett Kavanaugh‘s Supreme Court nomination and the weird #HimToo response to the still-surging #MeToo movement, a mother took to Facebook to own the Libs in defense of her son’s dating habits. It hasn’t worked out too well for the mom or her military son online, and the slander she invited has been epic, to say the least.
From the Daily Mail:
In response to the uproar surrounding Judge Brett Kavanaugh confirmation to the Supreme Court, Marla Reynolds from Oklahoma shared an image on Twitter of her 32-year-old son Pieter Hanson posing in his Navy uniform.
She claimed that Pieter ‘won’t go on solo dates due to the current climate of false accusations’ against men — but upon seeing the young man’s cheeky, chin-on-fist pose, many Twitter users had other ideas about why Pieter doesn’t go out with the ladies, and quickly teased Marla for the post.
In the photo, Pieter, a Navy vet and University of Central Florida student, is dressed in his white Navy uniform, with one foot propped up on a bench. He’s smiling at the camera, resting his chin on his fist, with his elbow on his knee.
‘This is MY son,’ his mother wrote. ‘He graduated #1 in boot camp. He was awarded the USO award. He was #1 in A school. He is a gentleman who respects women.
‘He won’t go on solo dates due to the current climate of false sexual accusations by radical feminists with an axe to grind. I VOTE. #HimToo.’
As one can imagine, it has been slander city for Marla and Pieter, but it appears the son is even laughing and somewhat apologizing over his mom’s caping. Pieter Hanson, who says he’s the man from his mom’s Facebook post, did it in a most respectful way too as you can view below.
Check out some of the hilarious responses below.
Mom Invites Epic Slander After Saying Son Afraid To Date Because Of Feminists #HimToo was originally published on hiphopwired.com
This is my son. He is a gentleman who treats ladies with respect. He’s afraid to date right now because of the current climate. Seriously, because of the actual climate his future kids won’t be able to survive. I vote. #HimToo pic.twitter.com/pxefN68aNZ— Luna Malbroux (@LunaisAmerica) October 9, 2018
This is MY sun. He graduated #1 in THE SOLAR SYSTEM. He is a star who respects planets. He won't go on solo orbits because his gravitational pull is so strong that one day he will explode! I VOTE. #HimToo pic.twitter.com/FXe5ipyOSM— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) October 9, 2018
This is MY son. He won the 1995 Royal Rumble. He is a sexy-boy who respects women. He won’t go on solo dates b/c he's got looks that drive the girls wild. He's also got moves that really move 'em. And as a result of that, he sends chills up & down their spines. I VOTE. #HimToo pic.twitter.com/aUTRyyOwPx— The Kings Of Sport (@KOS_Pod) October 9, 2018
This is My son. He graduated #1 in his class at Nazareth High. He is a gentleman who loves women and respects virgins like his mother. He is afraid to go on solo dates with women because he is afraid they will lie and say he made them wash his feet.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) October 9, 2018
That, plus he’s gay.#HimToo pic.twitter.com/sMR88fggAQ
This is MY son. He graduated to the litter box within ONE week. He was awarded the Battle Valor Award for catching three flies in 24 hours. He was #1 in snuggle school. He won’t go on solo dates due to the current climate of women not dating cats. I VOTE. #HimToo pic.twitter.com/aRtRQziGQy— Connor Daley (@ConnorDaleyVT) October 8, 2018
This is MY SON and I FORGOT HIM AT HOME. And he won’t go on dates because he CANT DRIVE pic.twitter.com/uUAsLBvTyw— Dr. ¯\_( 👁️︣ ͜ʖ 👁️︣ )_/¯ ✌️SWEET_STEPPERS 🇺🇸 (@sweetsteppers) October 8, 2018
This is my son. He was #1 on the charts. He won’t go on solo dates even though he never gave up, let you down, run around, or deserted you, make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie nor hurt you #HimToo pic.twitter.com/Q5sMpGIVR3— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) October 8, 2018
This is my son, the Titan Cronus. He castrated me with a sickle and threw my testicles into the sea. He won’t go on solo dates anymore as it is prophesied that he will be overthrown by his own son, just as he overthrew me. I VOTE. #HimToo pic.twitter.com/Ql9NaVyOlW— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) October 9, 2018
This is My son, Michael. He had to be institutionalized because of a simple misunderstanding with his sister Judith and therefore did not get to go to A school. He is afraid to date women in today's current climate because he will probably kill them.#HimToo pic.twitter.com/VZZmXzCWqa— everything happens for a riesling (@PinotYouDidnt) October 9, 2018
This is MY son. He graduated #1 from the University of Flavortown. He was awarded three banging fajita poppers. He was #1 in flamin' hot crunch. He won't go on solo dates due to the current climate of false accusations of taking the last slice of pizza. I VOTE. #HimToo pic.twitter.com/4DY151a2W7— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) October 9, 2018