Say What
A drunk 67-year-old woman in Canada ran out of cigarettes so she did what any old drunk person would do…….she called 911 Say What??!! After being warned to not call back unless it she had a legitamete emergency, she continued to call asking police to go to the store and buy her a new pack….and […]
A 23-year-old man in Scottland broke into a elderly mans house attempting to steal his war medals…however the homeowner was a 91-year-old retired sheriff and WW II Veteran, who had spent 5 years as a POW in Germany during the war. The old man gave the intruder a black eye and forced him out the […]
They just don’t make video games like they used to. Twenty-four-year old Amanda Flowers suffered nerve damage after falling off of her Nintendo Wii Fit balance board….turning her into a sex addict. Say What??!! The nerve damage has caused her to be diagnosed with persistent sexual arousal syndrome. Now anything from her vibrating cell phone […]
Residents of a Michigan neighborhood were convinced that the horrible smell coming from an abandoned house was proof that the previous tenants had been running a Meth lab there. The landlord herself called the hazmat team and evacuated the entire street. Emergency crews eventually found the source of the stank…….. Tons of nasty used kitty […]
A man recently called 911 stating he had been robbed at a white castle. When the police arrived, they found out he had been robbed by a prostitute…. Say What??!! Well kinda…..the horny & hungry dude didn’t think he got his $50 worth out of their 2o min encounter in the white castle bathroom, he […]
A woman in Georgia man bit off more than he could chew — literally — when she dislocated her jaw while trying to eat a super-sized sandwich. Say What??!! 3 Hospitals and 14 hours later, her jaw returned to its upright position……and fortunate for the restaurant, the woman settled the issue out of court…………..they paid […]
Word is A woman was robbed in an alley in NYC earlier today, and as usual, the mugger was disguised to protect his idenity…..disguised uhh as the Easter Bunny Say What??!! The suspect is reportedly still at large…..so if you see a Easter Bunny hopin around with a Dolce & Cabanna purse……well, you figure it […]
A 64 and 68-year old husband and wife in Long Island are facing charges for tampering with packages of Jell-O pudding mix. Say What??!! Bonnie & Clyde bought boxes from four different stores, removed the contents and replaced them with a mixture of salt and sand. Then they returned the Jell-O boxes for a refund. […]
O-State after Friday nights game gave us a good reason to hate on folks from Tennessee….but heres another one… A man and his now wifey in Tennessee luvv hunting and fishing soo much, they got married at the Bass Pro Shop. Say What??!! Surrounded by Rifles, Fishing Rods and mounted stuffed deer heads….the bride came […]
Sweedish prison guards claim a prisoner is deliberately ripping em…..uhh…breaking wind in their direction in protest to his incarcerated state. Say What??!! The warden, called the inmate’s consistent flatulence “a series of concerted attacks” on the prison staff. When confronted about his transgressions, the inmate claimed his “farts were all noise and no fragrance.” Still, […]
A 20 year old woman in Iowa was arrested on Monday when she attacked her sister….no not with her fist, not with a gun……BUT with a toilet seat It’s believed she had been staying at the sisters house for a few weeks when the dispute arose……uhhh when one of them was on the throne??!!
A lonely man in florida is in trouble for mistaking 911 for a 1-900…… Say What??!! The 31 year-old Tampa resident allegedly made over 200 calls to 911 in 3 Days only speaking with female’s making sexually explicit comments and at times tell them he didn’t need any emergency assistance. Listen to this and other […]