“Gazillionaire rapper Kanye West just laid down this jaw-droppin’ law on baby-momma Kim Kardashian’s womb — he’s declared that until the birth, the KimYe li’l sucker oven MUST be a ‘no rap zone!’” declares the National Enquirer.
Huh?
The tabloid claims, “In a serious sit-down, no-nonsense Kanye told his lady love: ‘NO listening to rap music while you’re pregnant with my child!’”
He banned rap?
A close “associate” tells the Enquirer, “He blew us away when he told us he’d ordered Kim to listen to nothing but classical music during her pregnancy. He said he plans to give that baby every advantage in the world, and see that it’s educated in the finest schools.”
