Vince Staples Wrote A Hilarious Review of Royals Hot Chicken

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Vince Staples is hilarious. There aren’t many celebrities that can deftly navigate social media spaces, but Vince is a stellar example of how to deliver hilarious outtakes without shooting yourself in the foot. Whether he’s ranting about the LA Clippers or getting into text spats with hip-hop legends, hilarity is sure to ensue whenever he starts tweeting. With that in mind, his latest tirade about the greatness of a Royals Hot Chicken he went to in Kentucky might be one of his greatest yet. His Yelp review was so popular, he had to take down the post because people were contacting him to send him their music.

“For one, I’ve never been to Kentucky never seen a KFC that’s based on a true story and this IS the true story. We pulled up the night of Bryson Tiller’s homecoming show so we knew we were meant to be grown and sexy on this occasion. Pause. Press play.The menu is on the wall as a warning sign of things to come. You WILL go stupid. Pick your heat then pick your sauce we even go vegan s/o to Tofu Ty. But a man like me needs Pimento cheese on the medium please and don’t you dare hold that grease. This is America. Home of the brave and the land of the free. The meal might as well had been free because the prices are out of this planet. If you love your life and you love freedom then you must visit. The Civil War wasn’t won for you to remain ignorant. F*** the Colonel.”

See? Comedic gold.

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1. 1. Burger King's Bacon Sundae is a sweet and salty treat that features vanilla soft serve ice cream, fudge, caramel, bacon crumbles and a piece of bacon.

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2. 2. Good news for people crazy about carbs. KFC's Double Down sandwich trades in bread for two pieces of fried chicken. Inside, there's two pieces of bacon, Monterey Jack cheese and mayo.

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3. 3. IHOP decided to combine dessert and breakfast with their Cheesecake Pancake Stackers dish. This plate features pancakes that are stuffed with Cheesecake filling.

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4. 4. Released only in The Middle East, Pizza Hut's Crown Crust Pizza features a number of tiny Cheeseburgers on a pie.

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5. 5. This takes the word cheeseburger to another level. It features a hamburger patty inside two individual grilled cheese sandwiches.

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6. 6. Back in 2009, Red Robin's had a burger called Wise Guy that featured mozzarella sticks, marinara sauce, pepperoni slices, sliced banana peppers and tomato slices.

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7. 7. Late last year Denny's introduced the Mac N' Cheese Big Daddy Patty Melt. The sandwich has mac n' cheese, a ground beef patty, "zesty Frisco sauce" and even more melted cheddar cheese.

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8. 8. Why separate when you can have egg and cheese, waffles and sausage all in one sandwich?

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9. 9. Thankfully this was only released in Japan. This monstrosity features two beef patties, grilled chicken breast, three slices of bacon, three slices of cheese, teriyaki sauce and egg.

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10. 10. What's more unhealthy: A Philly cheesecake or a cheeseburger. We're not sure, but this Burger Carl Jr. created combing the two looks dangerous.

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