Vince Staples is hilarious. There aren’t many celebrities that can deftly navigate social media spaces, but Vince is a stellar example of how to deliver hilarious outtakes without shooting yourself in the foot. Whether he’s ranting about the LA Clippers or getting into text spats with hip-hop legends, hilarity is sure to ensue whenever he starts tweeting. With that in mind, his latest tirade about the greatness of a Royals Hot Chicken he went to in Kentucky might be one of his greatest yet. His Yelp review was so popular, he had to take down the post because people were contacting him to send him their music.
“For one, I’ve never been to Kentucky never seen a KFC that’s based on a true story and this IS the true story. We pulled up the night of Bryson Tiller’s homecoming show so we knew we were meant to be grown and sexy on this occasion. Pause. Press play.The menu is on the wall as a warning sign of things to come. You WILL go stupid. Pick your heat then pick your sauce we even go vegan s/o to Tofu Ty. But a man like me needs Pimento cheese on the medium please and don’t you dare hold that grease. This is America. Home of the brave and the land of the free. The meal might as well had been free because the prices are out of this planet. If you love your life and you love freedom then you must visit. The Civil War wasn’t won for you to remain ignorant. F*** the Colonel.”
See? Comedic gold.
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Vince Staples Wrote A Hilarious Review of Royals Hot Chicken was originally published on globalgrind.com
