A woman in Florida was arrested after getting into a fight with her husband because he had urinated on the floor. They sound like a classy couple already, don’t they? Deanne Elsholz, 44, told police she was trying to sleep when she heard her husband David, 50, peeing on the bathroom floor. When she confronted him, she claims he started hitting her with a towel and in retaliation she threw a glass at his face. Then, she ran into the bathroom and slipped on his pee. But cops deemed Deanne the instigator of the brawl and arrested her. Adding to all that class, cops found their home cluttered with beer cans, and both husband and wife appeared to be drunk. No wonder why David had to pee so bad!