Ha! This is too funny to me!
Cred – [Madamenoire]:
Act Impressed! Especially if you’re just being polite.
Nope! Be honest if you’re feeling intimidated it’s because there’s definitely such a thing as too big.
A little man-scaping wouldn’t kill you! The wild kingdom look isn’t sexy on you, sir.
That’s a mean left hook! Some men are curved, but others are curved (it’s going to straighten out, right?)
I guessed wrong! Shoe size isn’t always a fool-proof method for figuring out junk size.
Wait til ____ hears about this! You’re going to tell all his business about his business as soon as he leaves.
I did not ask him to do that! Ever look down and it’s just out and ready to say hello? #flagontheplay
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