Bengals rookie linebacker Rey Maualuga was arrested for drunk driving last week in Kentucky. He reportedly hit two parked cars and knocked over a parking meter [Tiger Woods, eat your heart out]. He had a .157 blood alcohol level and had an 18-year-old girl in the car along with another “juvenile female.” But everything got lots better yesterday. Not only did Maualuga plead guilty to the drunk driving charge, his field sobriety tests that got caught on the cruiser’s dash cam were released. Think Cops but funnier. For all intents and purposes, Maualuga seems like a very polite young man … he just has some trouble with numbers. It’s not all about book smarts, people.