lilD has the tea weeknights at 8 pm, 9 pm, and 10 pm inside the Word Eye Heard Entertainment Report! Here’s what’s happening:
Nicki’s Out Here Thinking She’s Meek
Nicki Minaj was performing “Feeling Myself” and saw her security guard on the phone. So she walked over to him, took his phone, and threw it across the stage! Now I’m sure Nicki has like 7 security guards. You think that one being on the phone is gonna get you beat up? Clearly she’s been dating Meek too long.
Jeezy is Way Too Rich for This
So Jeezy was performing this weekend, and his grill fell out. See, I don’t mean the grill he paid for, I mean his actual teeth. You know Jeezy is missing his front teeth?? Now nobody’s perfect, but some people are rich. Hell even I got dental insurance; you telling me Jeezy couldn’t get some better denture glue or something??
Subway’s Jared is Right at Home
Jared from Subway has a new job in prison….serving sandwiches.Welp, he should be right at home, right? I wonder if those sandwiches come with extra meat…..these jokes write themselves.