12. Who did your tattoo — do you have his/her number?

No, but there’s a cool new website called Google that might. (Don’t get me wrong — I love my artist, and I would refer every tattoo-wanting human on the planet to him. I am not, however, a walking billboard for his business and don’t carry his cards in my wallet. Sorry!)

13. How will you ever get a JOB with those?

With my sparkling résumé, my intelligence, and my magnetic charm. That’s how.

OK, well…maybe not this girl.

14. OMGz aren’t you afraid of getting a disease?!?!

Last I checked, I wasn’t a convicted felon with a spare pen and a paper clip.

15. Whoa, so you’re, like, a tough chick or something, right?

Nope. I cry when I see cute puppies jumping around, actually.

No, really.

*tears. Stupid iPhone.

16. UGH, what are you gonna look like when you’re 80??

Like these badasses.