12. Who did your tattoo — do you have his/her number?
No, but there’s a cool new website called Google that might. (Don’t get me wrong — I love my artist, and I would refer every tattoo-wanting human on the planet to him. I am not, however, a walking billboard for his business and don’t carry his cards in my wallet. Sorry!)
13. How will you ever get a JOB with those?
With my sparkling résumé, my intelligence, and my magnetic charm. That’s how.
OK, well…maybe not this girl.
14. OMGz aren’t you afraid of getting a disease?!?!
Last I checked, I wasn’t a convicted felon with a spare pen and a paper clip.
15. Whoa, so you’re, like, a tough chick or something, right?
Nope. I cry when I see cute puppies jumping around, actually.
*tears. Stupid iPhone.
16. UGH, what are you gonna look like when you’re 80??
Like these badasses.