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Philadelphia Mother Takes Out Incredible Craigslist Ad to Get Her Son Laid Before He Goes to College

I’m not saying trying to get your son laid before he goes to college is an adventure a parent should partake in, but I’m kind of on board with this lady’s stealthy maneuvers to get her HARVARD-bound son a little twatmist on his jimmy before she sends him out into the world. So I guess if you want to get technical about it, I am saying “trying to get your son laid before he goes to college is an adventure a parent should partake in,” but only if the little fucker is too socially inept to do it himself.

And why the hell not? Kid doesn’t seem to be capable enough to do it on his own and if he goes to college and keeps doing what he’s doing (see: not getting laid and being awkward as fuck), all that is going to get him is nowhere and by the time he is 30 he’ll have a few too many paid porn subscriptions and a familiar rapport with half a dozen phone sex operators. Plus, everyone knows guys who never get laid are bound to have a touch of psychopath in them later in life. I applaud this woman.

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