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You know what, we should change this segment to “World’s Dumbest Criminals,” because this is ridiculous. Criminals are gonna have to learn which crime suits them the best. The owner of a bar watched a criminal try and break into his car several times. First he threw a rock at the window, and that didn’t work. So next, he tried to throw a brick. Well this car must’ve been brick-proof, because the brick bounced off the window, hit the guy in the head, and knocked him out! When he came to, he tried to tell police someone knocked him out, but the entire thing was caught on tape.