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We Need to Get Young Dro an Uber

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Young Dro clearly has never heard of Uber. He borrowed his stripper friend’s car, but didn’t pick her up for work. So she called the police and said he stole it…she found the car when the police did, and the cops found weed and a gun in it…and took HER to jail! I blame her for this. Out here tryna trust the police. Didn’t you see ‘Straight Outta Compton??’
Chris Brown Gets Sued, and We’re Like, Whet?

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A clubgoer is suing Chris Brown because he got shot at a club where Breezy was performing. He says since there have been other violent incidents at Chris Brown shows, Brown should’ve provided more security. So Chris Brown is security now. Boy you sound dumb. Maybe you just should’ve ducked.
Kanye West Needs Some Self-Esteem

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So you know Kanye dresses Kim and controls a lot of aspects of her life. Well I heard there’s a new rule that’s been added: Kim is to never look away from the stage when Kanye is performing. Apparently Kanye caught her texting during a show, and was butthurt by it. I guess Kanye knows nobody else is gonna have their eyes locked on his nonsense, so somebody has to.