Cops in California conducted a bomb probe on a suspicious man, but soon found out that he had already been, er, probing himself. Police at first believed 60-year-old drug suspect Steven Ferrini was wired with explosives. As they were searching him, they found a wire attached to an on/off switch in his pocket. But this turned out to be connected to an anal vibrator. Police called in the bomb squad and evacuated everyone from the police station before they finally determined the vibrator was not a bomb…three hours later. Why’d it take them so long? We’re guessing it’s because they were all arguing about who would be the poor, unlucky soul that would have to go in and remove the device.